Bread Dwarf (The Ultimate Chip Butty) £3.00
LARGE, HEAVILY BUTTERED, FLOURED BAP | CHIPS
We’ve been to a parallel universe, we’ve seen time run backwards, we’ve played pool with 100’s of species, we’ve eaten all over the galaxy…but there’s nothing quite like a chip butty!
Gorge on a large, heavily buttered, floury bap stuffed with a generous portion of Motherchips. Add your own sauce (located around the bar) for added perfection!
We Come In Peas! £3.50
2001: A Spice Odyssey £3.25
CURRY SAUCE| CHIPS
Invented by HAL 9000, whose superior knowledge found the best combination of spices located on the Clavius crater base, to create Classic Chip Shop Curry Sauce on a bed of Motherchips. This dish won intergalactic Masterchef located on one of Jupiter’s moons (Lysithea if you must know!).
Fromage Attacks £3.50
MATURE CHEDDAR CHEESE| CHIPS
Grab your cat, the aliens are coming and they are bringing claws full of luscious cheese.
These cheese loving aliens love piling cheese on EVERYTHING – Shoes, Buckets, The Telegraph…you name it. However we think cheese is best served on top of Motherchips, melted to stringy perfection! Eat it soon before it’s all beamed up.
ADD TO YOUR DISH!
Why not mix and match the following flavours to create your own Sci-Fi masterpiece?
• Gravy / Chip Shop Curry Sauce / Motherchip ‘Slaw / Butty – 75p each
• Extra Cheese / Mushy Peas With Mint Sauce – £1 each
Pizza The Hutt £6.50
TOMATO PIZZA SAUCE | MOZZARELLA CHEESE PEPPERONI | CHIPS
The most popular dish to hit the dunes of Tatooine. The inhabitants were after an alternative to pizza dough due to a ban on flour during the Mos Espa riots. The Hutts imported Motherchips to be used instead of dough. Layered on tomato pizza sauce, a generous helping of mozzarella cheese and perfectly cured pepperoni.
Obi-Juan Kenobi £6.75
BEEF or QUORN CHILLI | SOUR CREAM | JALAPENOS | CHIPS
Hunger is the path to the dark side. Passed to the Motherchip from Obi-Juan Kenobi (Renowned Chef of Alderaan) this dish is cooked with a lightsaber in droid casing from Endor. A base of Motherchips and lip-smacking, warm, hearty Beef Chilli or Quorn. Plus thick, spicy Jalapenos on top, alongside some cool Sour Cream – if things get a little hot for ya! [may contain nuts].
(Quorn option is suitable for vegetarians).
BIRDSEYE FISH FINGERS | MUSHY PEAS (WITH MINT SAUCE) or HEINZ BAKED BEANS | TARTARE SAUCE | CHIPS
From a dystopian, crime ridden future on the planet Parblesnops, a mafia boss known as “Schleem”, had trained fish to carry out his deeds. Little did he know, the fish he’d trained (when battered by Detective Captain Birdseye and served with baked beans or mushy peas and tartare sauce) were gobbled up by the whole PPD (Parblesnops Police Department).
(Un-minted mushy peas available on request).
PUKKA PIE (STEAK OR CHICKEN) | MUSHY PEAS | GRAVY | CHIPS
Served to Tibanna Gas miners on the south side of planet Kessel, this homely, filling meal consists of a Steak or Chicken (Chew)Pukka pie, Motherchips, Mushy Peas all smothered in gravy.
Guaranteed to help you survive the Kessel run in twelve parsecs.
Pork & Mindy £6.95
BBQ PULLED PORK | MOTHERCHIP SLAW | CHIPOTLE MAYO | CHIPS
Pulled Pork cooked so slow our chef thought his watch was broken. Beautifully tender pork shoulder in a sweet and tangy bbq sauce, served alongside the Motherchip’s very own special ‘slaw PLUS spicy chipotle mayo all on a base of delicious Motherchips!
The Wrath of Nann £6.95
CHICKEN MADRAS | MINI NAAN | CORIANDER | CHIPS
Directly imported from the burning craters of Uranus; a dish for those that like a kick in the chips.
SPICY chicken madras smothered over gorgeously crisp Motherchips, served with a warm mini naan and topped with fresh coriander.
District Nein £6.75
BRATWURST SAUSAGE | SAUERKRAUT | FRENCH’S AMERICAN MUSTARD| CHIPS
Motherchip rescued this recipe from an extraterrestrial that goes by the name of Wilkus Van Einhorn, an escapee of orbiting prison “Iron Sky”.
Kept under wraps since the 2045 war on Dwarf Terrace-9, this dish features flavoursome Bratwurst Sausage, perfectly tangy sauerkraut and French’s American mustard all on top of some glorious Motherchips.
STARSWEET ENTERFRIES £3.50
SWEET POTATO FRIES | BUTTER | SUGAR CINNAMON |(optional) VANILLA ICE CREAM
Who says chips are for savoury dishes only? What’s the perfect meal to follow chips?…MORE CHIPS! In Dimension C-137 this dish is enjoyed throughout the land by it’s inhabitants (The Zigerions) who have a very sweet tooth (just one, one in their whole mouth). They take Sweet Potato fries, melt butter on top and give them a sprinkling of crunchy sugar and cinnamon. Why not go crazy and add a dollop of vanilla ice cream for 50p!